Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Ketchup is God's man juice
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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