I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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