Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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