Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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