Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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