we have officially lost it.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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