The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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