i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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