Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
now i know why i became what i already was.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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