hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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