Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
