I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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