Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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