I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
