32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
