Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
false alarm, still single
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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