fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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