We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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