But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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