But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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