Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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