I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
