I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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