No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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