For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
smell my finger.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize