And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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