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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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