ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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