You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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