We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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