But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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