so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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