her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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