Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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