Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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