4 words: hood of his car
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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