It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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