Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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