do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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