I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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