On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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