wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm really busy with my period
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