hell yes lets make some ravioli
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
