The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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