I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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