if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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