covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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