I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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