I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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