I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize