I don't think brook has ever known best
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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