okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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