she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He did a backflip because drugs
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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